Wednesday, March 7

Usain Bolt loses race to Prince Harry

While visiting the Caribbean, Prince Harry found the fastest man alive, the Jamaican athlete Usain Bolt, who is also the Olympic champion and world record holder for speed races. Harry had been drinking in Belize and in the Bahamas, but still managed to easily beat Bolt, who was very displeased with the astonishing defeat. The Jamaican accused the prince of cheating and asked for a rematch this year in London during the Olympics, but Harry cowardly said he would be busy – a very unsportive attitude. If this is how the British royalties plan to celebrate the 60 years jubilee of queen Elizabeth II, they will only make enemies throughout the world.

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