Wednesday, March 21

Naked man forced to carry nuclear bomb

William Bliss, a man from Johnson, Iowa, was arrested by the police when rambling near his home naked. He then complained that four men forced him to carry a nuclear bomb. Later, he acknowledged that he had been drinking vodka and beer all day. People use to say alcohol makes people more truthful, and nudity itself can be understood as a sign of this authenticity. If so, we really fear Bliss will be in trouble again when the four men come to pick up the bomb and he doesn’t remember where he left it.

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