Saturday, April 7

Homo erectus made fun of us for 300,000 years

True, Homo erectus fooled us around for 300,000 years, but finally he has been uncovered in South Africa by a team of anthropologists from Universities of Toronto and Jerusalem. The researchers arrived at a place where Erectus had been cooking and socializing around the fire, but unfortunately they didn’t arrive in time to catch him red-handed. If he is caught, Homo erectus can take up to 50,000 years in prison for the crime of "historical sham", because he already used fire 1 million years ago without anyone knowing about it. So, if you see a completely naked man, with just over 1.30 m and 1.8 million years old, please contact your local police.

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