Homo erectus made fun of us for 300,000 years

True, Homo erectus fooled us around for 300,000 years, but finally he has been uncovered in South Africa by a team of anthropologists from Universities of Toronto and Jerusalem. The researchers arrived at a place where Erectus had been cooking and socializing around the fire, but unfortunately they didn’t arrive in time to catch him red-handed. If he is caught, Homo erectus can take up to 50,000 years in prison for the crime of "historical sham", because he already used fire 1 million years ago without anyone knowing about it. So, if you see a completely naked man, with just over 1.30 m and 1.8 million years old, please contact your local police.

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George Clooney caught naked masturbating in the middle of the street

Several Americans have sought to mobilize the world against violations of human rights in Africa, but have suffered some consequences. First, it was George Clooney succumbing to the pressure of the huge success of his video "Kony 2012". The famous actor was taken to a psychiatric institution after being caught naked masturbating in public. Now, Jason Russell was detained by the police after invading the Sudan Embassy in Washington DC. There are so many of these initiatives, we hope we don’t get confused and mix up the names of its protagonists. We wonder if William Bliss plans some intervention in African politics.

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